This was my entry for the B movie challenge...
short story:
James Grilleto, a.k.a. Jimmy Trigger, a.k.a. Jim Easy-finger, a.k.a. Jimmy Silent, had never imagined himself in such situation. It should have been an easy job, just a short visit to a farmer who lived close to the seaside, but his trip was suddenly interrupted when his car was halted by those mysterious lights, and in few seconds he was surrounded by strange green men... That was a mere 5 hours ago, but it seemed like ages now, somehow, as hard to believe as it can be, and with the whole humanity to choose from, the Queen of these foreign green people had fall in love with him, and now they were both in big trouble, being attacked by an horde of old women...
Apparently, the green men did not come alone, they had brought some viruses with them, innocent viruses, which in contact with the cleaning products from Earth, mutated and attacked those who were closer to them in that moment: the cleaning ladies. A couple of hours after the first mutation, all the cleaning ladies in the state had run amok, possessed by the evil virus, and now they were attacking every living being on their way...
As Jim prepared to fight until death the horde of grannies that was slowly surrounding them, he thought... -If only her skin wasn't that lovely green color, none of this would've happened... if only I had told her that I am gay... |
